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Native American folklore holds that
the dragonfly is sacred being
inhabited by the spirits of ancient magicians.
Two native American hunters were one
day out looking for game when they came across a dragonfly caught in some mud.
They very carefully freed it, and were
rewarded with the offer of one wish each.
The elder of the two hunters thought
deeply for some time, then said slowly 'I would be the wisest warrior in the world!'
He was immediately able to see the herds
of bison, the watering holes, the other tribes, and everything a great warrior needed to see. His expression became ecstatic.
Seeing this, the younger warrior determined
he would not be outdone said,. 'I would be wiser than the wisest warrior in the world!!'.
He was transformed instantly into a woman.
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Fairy Tale for Women of the
21st Century
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores
of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said:
“Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome
prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young
prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
“I don't think so!”
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WOMEN'S
COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK
#1 - Never do housework. (No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless.)
#2 - Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
#3 - What do you do if your boyfriend walks
out? You shut the door.
#4 - Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
#5
– No matter how great you think he is – some other woman thinks he’s an asshole.
#6 - If he asks what sort of books you're
interested in, tell him check books.
#7 - If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.
#8 - When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."
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